"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."

My co-worker, on her ex.  (via rhymez)

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satins:

Today’s Forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don’t like you.

(Source: staybeautiful.us, via parkingstrange)

"I hope you fall in love with someone who never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re unwanted."

Unknown (via stevenbong)

This is extremely important.

(via untitledd-3)

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wtfsmokie13:

senpaimami:

*is shy and quiet but also nasty as fuck*

That’s my alter ego

(via king-of-aces)

earthdad:

messing up on the first line of ur favorite song

image

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gnarly:

do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants

(via beautiful-insults)

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(Source: tipslip, via tiredlama)