misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

(Source: dumbgay, via mywolfdale)

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via king-of-aces)

thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

(via sydneyyishumbugg)

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

(via illusionary-insanity)

paprika:

when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message

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(via pokebae)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via pokebae)